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Monday, March 05, 2012

Take a Whack At Ouiser!

I just had a "Take a Whack at Ouiser" moment---

It was personal--it was rightously funny, and completely irreverent...

It felt SO seriously good--after a day that has been OH, SO SAD!!! My stomach hurts!

And my cheeks. But, oddly enough, tears through laughter is a very helpful emotion.

 "Clairee: Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: Hit her!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Are you *high*, Clairee?
Truvy: [in a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn! Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'Lynn, you just missed the chance of a lifetime! Half o' Chiquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!"

At the moment I so wanted to be Clairee I think.

But--I'd rather be in pain because of laughing uncontrollably--and have some relief of the sorrow, than not!

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