I just had a "Take a Whack at Ouiser" moment---
It was personal--it was rightously funny, and completely irreverent...
It felt SO seriously good--after a day that has been OH, SO SAD!!!
My stomach hurts!
And my cheeks.
But, oddly enough, tears through laughter is a very helpful emotion.
"Clairee: Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: Hit her!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Are you *high*, Clairee?
Truvy: [in a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'Lynn, you just missed the chance of a lifetime! Half o' Chiquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!"
At the moment I so wanted to be Clairee I think.
But--I'd rather be in pain because of laughing uncontrollably--and
have some relief of the sorrow, than not!
Monday, March 05, 2012
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